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We previously saw Clarence in the Fayers household. He was a blind date for Russell and moved in. They later had twin boys, Edmund and Randy. When Russell unexpectedly passed away during childbirth, Clarence abandoned his boys and took off. He was next seen after the Fayer “quads” aged up and moved out. This is a continuation of that episode.
Clarence gets a job in Business since he cannot get one in Journalism yet.
Clarence invited Asparagus over and was shocked to see the belly on him. He had no interest in being a dad, but he was interested in Asparagus’ trust fund.
After a quick date in which Clarence convinced Asparagus to move in, Asparagus went into labor.
Out came twin girls, Tara (darker skin) and Tricia (lighter skin).
Clarence was horrified to find out that he was pregnant too! This was ruining his plans! On top of that, Asparagus still had no interest in marriage.
It was not long before Asparagus started showing off his own pregnant belly.
They kept busy by playing chess and reading together.
Clarence: Did I mention that I don’t want these things?
Then you should have kept your pants on.
The twins have their birthday, but everyone was too busy to notice.
In fact, both men were in a horrified state of shock.
Their girls played outside in the thunderstorm and no one even noticed!
Eventually they were found and skills were hastily started. At this point, these two will be the only ones getting skilled.
Asparagus: Hey, Jessie! I’m opening a baby shop!
Jessie: Cool! Are you selling toys or furniture?
Asparagus: Neither. I’m selling babies!
Never have I been so happy to see the end of a season.
Twins followed by two sets of quads. WTF!? It was three freakin days of hell! Not even one social worker threat, but I swear I almost deleted the family a million times.
I might just have them pay a $2,500 fee to fully skill the babies. With both dad’s working, there is just no time. The poor nanny kept peeing herself because there was always a toddler passed out in the bathroom doorway.
Taxes: $6,900 (rounded down from $6,939.
I have absolutely nothing to say except HELP!