Back: Miss Lily, Alice, Joe
Front: Connor, Jordan and Maggie.
Miss Lily Jessup used to run a brothel in this family’s previous town. Her daughter Alice was the star attraction until the day she fell in love and married Joe. They quickly found themselves pregnant and soon had a girl named Jordan. Jordan’s high school years were going great until a friend’s family all perished in a fire. Jordan talked her parents into letting Connor move in. Miss Lily, wanting to get a fresh start, moved her family to Shademoor and then adopted little Maggie.
Miss Lily wants to have two pet best friends.
Alice and Joe just want to be together forever without her mother’s interference. They do their favorite activity while plotting to get rid of Miss Lily once and for all.
Jordan and Connor have been best friends since grade school. Connor recently came out to her and it is now Jordan’s life mission to find him a boyfriend in this new town. Jordan’s only goal right now is to get into private school and then head to college. How else was she going to get to be the Head of the SCIA?
Maggie is a sweet, but serious child. All she wants is to be loved and have lots of toys.
The welcome wagon consisted of Polly Proctor (green shirt, will be seen in update 27), Elise Hudson (elder in pink, will be seen in update 24) and Molly Pierce (white shirt, will be seen in update 26).
Miss Lily had no interest in being around the others. She ate quietly in the kitchen and hoped everyone would leave soon.
That night, when the neighbors all left and the kids were in bed, Alice and Joe wrangled Miss Lily into a taxi and shipped her off to parts unknown.
They celebrate her leaving in the way all my sims celebrate.
Influenced to cook by Alice, Irona Bigfoot walks away laughing in glee at the prospect of killing humans.
Irona: THIS is how we take over the world! MUAHAHAHA!
BREAKING NEWS: The most eligible bachelor in Shademoor has been taken. I repeat, Percy Bryan is no longer available for men or women!
In other news, Sherry O’Hara is making friends with Connor. I hope she isn’t too upset when she finds out he’s gay.
In another developing story, Alice and Joe are expecting!
Maggie and Connor learn to study. Maggie was so happy that she got to stay instead of going to the old folks’ home with Miss Lily. The family even bought her a ton of toys!
Maggie: My adoptive family needs friends for promotions, wanna come inside and meet them?
Mai: Sure, why not kid.
Jordan wanted the extraterrestrial scholarship, so up to the aliens she went.
The family has two overachievers! Jordan and Connor leave for University.
The chili Alice ate for lunch did not agree with the baby, who decided to come out RIGHT NOW.
Alice and Joe are proud to show you their twins, Simon and Calypso.
Joe made a side announcement that he wants TEN FREAKING KIDS!
It’s always great when you can become besties with a kid who has the same ears as you.
Joe got Maggie dinner and off to bed, and the twins fed and sleeping. He gets to play games before he heads up to bed.
When Alice gets home from work at 1am, the twins are ready to be changed and played with. Alice then eats a late dinner, showers, plays a game and goes to bed.
Bright and early, Joe (who cannot select the stove for some stupid fucking reason) gets leftovers out and eats breakfast with Maggie. Afterwards, he feeds the twins, who then go straight to sleep. Joe then heads off to work, but since Alice is still sleeping, he secretly hired a nanny so she won’t get disturbed.
They’re like Stepford people! It’s creepy! I might let them have 8 more kids, just to spice these whackos up.
Alice didn’t see Joe to tell him that she got a promotion and new hours, so he didn’t wake her up and she almost was late for the carpool. She was so glad to see Nanny Debbie!
The garbage can got knocked over on the last day of the season and poor Maggie was super upset by having roaches.
What a quiet little family. I really like them. Alice hasn’t told Joe yet, but they are expecting another set of twins next season.